h/t Simone Samuels, admin for the global Oh, We Are the Pathfinders Strong Facebook group.

...Sunday just means work.
...A "friend" doesn't necessarily mean someone who likes you.
...You constantly have to tell people that you are NOT in Scouts or Girl Guides
...Most of your panty hoses (girls) or socks (boys) are black
...The word "track" doesn't correspond to weave/hair extensions or a race, but to paper you hand out as "evangelistic outreach"
...Sleep, especially at camp, is a precious commodity

Both of them are sturdy, adventurous and fun loving. Both have large engines and are equally at home on the streets or on rugged off-road terrain.

But if you had to choose just one, which Pathfinder would you prefer and why?

In a contest of speed, power and agility, which Pathfinder would you put your money on?

Due to recent low ratings, the 3ABN board recently voted 1-to-0 to approve a lineup of new prime time shows. At the eight o'clock p.m. slot, 3ABN will hook up with Kinship International to sponsor a new program entitled "Queer Eye for the GC Guy."

According to star and veteran Adventist producer, Klaus Etted, five people will roam the three floors of the Silver Spring General Conference complex randomly pulling out employees for a quick outfit makeover. "The time of the end is near for dull gray slacks, navy blazers, and flower ties," he promises.

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